I know it’s a little late for Halloween, but I couldn’t resist. I’m sure you saw this card in the trailer, but without nay text. I’m here to fix this problem:

Satanus

 

Remember Blackbriar Thorn? That’s essentially what this guy is, but to everyone. He’s pretty straight forward, but here’s a few things to keep in mind:

  • He’s the Lord of Purgatory. The forces of Purgatory were the ones rebelling against Neron and he’s  the one with the big army. The already preview Etrigan Demon is a small booster for your guys, but this one is even more so.
  • It’s probably assumed you have played To Reign in Hell already. Since you really shouldn’t be concerned with your endurance total, fire as many Magic plot twist cards as you can.
  • His effect won’t work on himself, but he does have Range, so get him behind one of the many good six drops Shadowpact has to offer and fire off Magic cards.
  • Shadowpact still has access to Conjuration, which means you can play this guy on turn 6 if you so wanted too. Unless you have To  Reign in Hell, in which case you might be tempted to play 2 Conjurations and have him out on turn 5.
  • All of the plot twists in DFC for the Shadowpact are Magic cards, so he literally works with every card in your deck.
  • How cool is that art 🙂

Simple, effective, and menacing. This is what I love about this card. The only thing I have to ask is, will you Reign in Hell?

Gugs

April 9, 2009

captain-rainbowe284a2

Enjoy the remaining last card from Nintendo Legends: Captain Rainbow!

The Path Not Taken…

January 16, 2009

Wewt first post of 09. Took me long enoug eh?

As I am well aware, I don’t really write much per post, so I’ll keep it brief as always.

Last year, I felt that my life was missing an integral part and I went searching for it in 2008. I think that I have found that missing piece and my goal for 2009 is to sieze it. It won’t be easy, but nothing that’s worth having in the world comes easy.

And there’ll be more cards 🙂

The set is finally done for release!

There is also a MWS patch if you want it. To get it, contact me through private messages on realms or through my email located here.

Enjoy!

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?z3mwtdzymgn

A Fun Convo with Kaku Fan

December 6, 2008

Nick says:

OH LOOKED WHO SHOWED UP

Guglio says:

hey

Guglio says:

sorry, was at party

Nick says:

OH LOOKED WHO SHOWED UP

Guglio says:

?

Guglio says:

no worries sir, my batteries are charging

Nick says:

OH LOOKED WHO SHOWED UP

Nick says:

stubarnes

Nick says:

i knew you were up to trouble stu

Guglio says:

?

Nick says:

I know its you behind that mask stu

Guglio says:

wtf

Nick says:

Nick says:

kid napping Guglio

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

I waited hours for Guglio to show up, but nooooooooo stu

Guglio says:

I AM GUGS

Nick says:

you had to make transplated or whatever you do to him

Guglio says:

Guglio says:

no brawluu then ?

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

umm

Nick says:

taki?

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

when we playing?

Nick says:

do i even know my fc?

Nick says:

are we even on each others friend list?

Nick says:

i remember in the summer we were evil to each other for a week

Nick says:

and then i deleted you then you said you deleted me

Guglio says:

I did I think, but that was a legitimate mistake

Guglio says:

I ment to hit “Joel” and I hit you instead

Nick says:

suuure

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

we weres evil

Guglio says:

I am always evils

Nick says:

oh nos

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

This IS constructive criticism, Stu. Lay off the constant nay-saying. Respect other people’s opinions. Many of the people you’re attacking with this thread don’t come on the board and tell you to stop saying what you want, myself included. So don’t insult me with a “your mom” thread and then claim to respect other people’s opinions.

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

2062 8837 2857

Guglio says:

one sec

Guglio says:

ima fetch mine from that brawl thead on realms

Nick says:

i am on it

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

yay

Nick says:

yours is 2535 3337 2318

Guglio says:

indeed

Nick says:

when we playing?

Guglio says:

erm

Guglio says:

gimme 10 min to set up?

Nick says:

k

Guglio says:

k halfway lol

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

new router and shit

Nick says:

i want a new guglio!

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

connecting to lez wifi nows

Guglio says:

*prays*

Guglio says:

*keeps parying*

Guglio says:

*and praying*

Guglio says:

*would suck God’s cock to connect*

Guglio says:

*okay I lied about that one*

Nick says:

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Guglio says:

added you

Nick says:

k ill turn my wii on

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

have you tried that yet ?

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

ya

Nick says:

it works

Guglio says:

ok lol

Nick says:

i tried to play ssbb earlier today

Guglio says:

*nicks wii implodes*

Nick says:

but all i got to do was play with anyone

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

why?

Guglio says:

no one online or no friends list?

Nick says:

only one person was online (everyone probably deleted me for not being on by now)

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

and they were playing

Guglio says:

Guglio says:

well GUGS IS HERE NOWWWW

Guglio says:

or, NAUWWWW

Nick says:

well Nick is in the basement and his wii is in his bedroom 2 stories up

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

how long will this shit take lol

Nick says:

just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guglio says:

brawl is up, waiting

Nick says:

mmm Falcons in my belly

Guglio says:

Now I remember why I dont play you

Guglio says:

you’re a grab fiend

Guglio says:

THERE ARE OTHER BUTTONZ

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

christ, I want that hour back

Nick says:

rofl

Guglio says:

did you have fun in the RB/Wolf match?

Guglio says:

ROB*

Nick says:

and you just kept pushing the smash button and laser with Wolf

Nick says:

Guglio says:

yes

Guglio says:

because thats how you play lame

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

same with Rob, Lasers and down smash

Guglio says:

I can do it too

Guglio says:

its not fun

Nick says:

good for you lol

Nick says:

Guglio says:

Its called Smash Bros not Grab Bros or Hug Bros

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

or Chain Bros

Nick says:

i’m just using stuff thats in the game, and thats how I learned how to play Brawl so its just instinct lol

Nick says:

played too many people on the forums who just sit there throwing pikmin and spamming the laser with wolf

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

well I wont play you unless you play differently

Guglio says:

Im no pro…I dont play with super tech

Guglio says:

I just want to falcon punch / kick /etc

Guglio says:

hard to do whenever 1/2 of the game is being beside a smiling penguin

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

unable to move

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

its shit like that, that makes me want to never play my Wii again

Guglio says:

or only play 1 P

Guglio says:

I cant get decent games because everyone’s like “durr let be lames”

Guglio says:

its a fucking game, not like there a million $ riding on victory

Nick says:

lol well sorry you feel that way Gugs, I spen most of my time playing Brawl with people who abused stuff lol

Guglio says:

well I’m sorry you play that way Nick, because I don’t

Nick says:

hehe

Nick says:

I play that way in VS System too

Guglio says:

yes but luck screws you

Guglio says:

and my amazingness at VS makes it okay

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

now back to Teh PS3!

Nick says:

hehe

Guglio says:

for like a real fighting game

Nick says:

ya cause no one really plays Brawl anymore like

Nick says:

Guglio says:

theres a reason for that

Guglio says:

Teh Lamez people

Guglio says:

everyone I know stopped playing cause one guy always picked falco and no one else

Nick says:

people that i know stoped playing because the competitive players either went to a different fighter or back to Melee cause Brawl’s mechanics were lame

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

I cant argue

Guglio says:

I just want to FALCON PUNCH

Guglio says:

but I cant do that apparently

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

although I did get you good

Guglio says:

my brownie points just finished baking

Nick says:

brownie points?

Nick says:

waaaaaaa

Guglio says:

for Teh FALCON PUNCH

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

I had like 130%

Guglio says:

and you had 70%

Guglio says:

and I flew across the stage and hammered that B button and hoped for the best

Nick says:

I liked when you were starting up that Falcon Punch and somehow F-Smash beat it on the clock lol

Guglio says:

yeah idk about that one…I meant to kick

Guglio says:

and then I didnt hit down and Im like ohshit

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

and thats why Falcon is the best

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

unfortunatly no one agrees…but thats okay cause I rock

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

he was cool in Melee and he still is cool, haha. i’m just use to the competitive scene is all hehe

Nick says:

since the competitive scene says “speed doesnt matter in brawl due to the mechanics”

Guglio says:

what competitive scene is Smash Bros Brawl

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

well back in like March or June

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

well thats deads

Nick says:

haha

Nick says:

I stoped going to smashboards a long time ago after everyone just started complaining about Brawl being bad and plus with me losing intrest then I left whatever the other one was called after I found out half the members were gay

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

but watch out Gugs

Nick says:

when I get my PS3 and we play online, i’ll be like play-doh

Guglio says:

?

Nick says:

able to morph into whatever type of player I want

Guglio says:

good luck

Nick says:

and i’ll beat your butt in whatever!

Guglio says:

sure

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

besides Soul Calibur

Guglio says:

brb for 20 min

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

I need to get better at that

Nick says:

k

Guglio says:

looks like “Im in the game” now

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

whys that?

Guglio says:

Im doing the Style Life challenge lol

Nick says:

waaaaa

Guglio says:

technically you have to pay moneis

Guglio says:

monies*

Guglio says:

but I torrented it so lol

Nick says:

what are you talking about gugs

Guglio says:

oh style life challenge is a 31 day challenge to improve your social life I guess

Guglio says:

as they put it

Guglio says:

“mastering the art of pickup artists ”

Guglio says:

my pokemon friend recommended it so why not

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

does nick want to?

Nick says:

lol, nah i’m done with girls for the next 2-3 years lol.

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

well its not just girls

Guglio says:

its just to become the master of social

Guglio says:

social stuff*

Guglio says:

Im technically going to start tomorrow

Nick says:

like eating popcorn?

Guglio says:

no

Nick says:

Guglio says:

Day 1 is making small talk with 5 random strangers

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

Day 2 is making small talk with 5 random girls and to make eye contact

Guglio says:

Day 3 is call random numbers and say “oh wrong number” but ask them for a good movie recommendation

Guglio says:

get 3 movies

Nick says:

….

Guglio says:

thats all I read so far

Nick says:

waa

Guglio says:

it sounds fun

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

who calls random people lol

Guglio says:

me now lol

Nick says:

lol, “oh, can you give me a good recommendation for a movie” i’ll be like “can you wait for my computer to load up onto the offical box office website”

Nick says:

speaking about movies lol

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

when me and my friends went to see Spider-Man 3 back when it first came out, there was a movie critic in front of us and the whole day we were making fun of movie critics due to them saying good movies were terrible and stuff and we said that they probably just watch the commericals before the movie and left.

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

then as soon as the movie started the person wrote down a few things on their notepad then left

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

how did you know it was a critic

Nick says:

cause they had a notepad out and were writing stuff down, looking at the movie screen then looking back on their paper to write stuff down and had stuff about what was happening on the movie screen down.

Nick says:

it might have been a commerical critic though

Nick says:

still, it was funny due to the irony of a critic leaving as soon as the movie came on and us joking about thats what they probably do

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

the irony is the whole reason it was funny

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

oh

Guglio says:

haha *sneezes*

Nick says:

wtfs

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

oh btw

Nick says:

I finished RS and IG completely

Nick says:

they are all done Gugs

Nick says:

woot

Nick says:

next?

Nick says:

lol, nah j/k

Guglio says:

*faints

Guglio says:

*

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

I still got the 8 drop and support cards to do for RS and IG still has 29 cards total needed

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

jebus

Guglio says:

THATS IT

Guglio says:

IM CONSCRIPTING YOU

Guglio says:

YOU CANT SAY NO

Nick says:

?

Nick says:

what did I do wrong?

Guglio says:

nothing

Guglio says:

do you even know what conscription is>

Nick says:

sending me into the army or else

Guglio says:

its a forced drafting into something

Guglio says:

normally its for the army

Guglio says:

but instead

Guglio says:

I am now forcing you onto the Dev team for Star Wars Galaxy\

Guglio says:

you cant say no

Nick says:

Dev?

Guglio says:

Design / Developer

Nick says:

never!!!!

Guglio says:

Nick says:

you’ll never take me alive coppers!

Nick says:

*pulls out rifle*

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

you damn mounties trying to take me1!

Guglio says:

well Kaleesh and Birch are only consulting…so Im stuck with doing 625 cards alone

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

Kaleesh is lame though

Guglio says:

?

Nick says:

he just sits there all day saying NO NOOBS

Guglio says:

thats not the real Kaleesh

Nick says:

suuuuuure

Nick says:

Nick says:

Imposter Kaleesh just acts like the imposter Kaleesh so that we don’t know he’s the real Kaleesh as an imposter Kaleesh

Guglio says:

what lol

Guglio says:

I think you fucked up the first identity

Nick says:

cause the Kaleesh of reality would never take someone’s name, but he knows the Kaleesh imposter would so he did take the Kaleesh name and now acts like he’s the real Kaleesh being an imposter Kaleesh but its actually the real Kaleesh

Guglio says:

this is turning into bad B-Movie

Nick says:

but then the real Kaleesh I havent seen online for about a week so its obvious he is being the imposter Kaleesh but Guglio said he was at a party today just to avoid playing SSBB with me so then actually Guglio was the imposter Kaleesh but the imposter Kaleesh is the real Kaleesh but then that means your Kaleesh but then that means you were kidnapped by Stu, but the Kaleesh was still online at

Nick says:

that time which means Big Spooky got in there somewhere

Guglio says:

B-Movie? I meant C-Movie

Nick says:

but it all ends the same Guglio

Nick says:

as it was written, as it shall come to past

Guglio says:

this is so going on my blog

Nick says:

quote the raven nevermore

Nick says:

so it was written, so it shall come to pass*

Guglio says:

play me on MWS

Nick says:

but Gugs

Nick says:

you dont want to play me

Guglio says:

?

Nick says:

i’ll chain grab you

Guglio says:

you will try

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

lemme just finish netdecking TDB

Nick says:

waa?

Nick says:

TDB?

Guglio says:

The Deranged Bear

Guglio says:

aka Paul Sung

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

THE DERANGED BEAR

Nick says:

KUMAS<3

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

yes yes I made Kuma

Nick says:

me loves kumas gugs

Nick says:

i want to hug one, but it will kill me

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

cmon lets play

Nick says:

but your not the enough

Nick says:

or deranged enough

Guglio says:

Nick says:

or kuma enough

Guglio says:

cmon man I gave you what you wanted in DSB

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

fine

Nick says:

shhhhhhh

Nick says:

calm down

Nick says:

its 2 AM

Nick says:

go to sleeeep

Nick says:

go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep

Guglio says:

*While Nick prepares, Gugs is killed my a bear*

Guglio says:

by a *

Nick says:

bears rule

Nick says:

a bear killed a guy in the bible

Guglio says:

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Nick says:

k’

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

come on gugs lets play again

Guglio says:

not if you’re playing mev

Nick says:

is playing 1 MEV character card MEV?

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

yes

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

k nvm then

Nick says:

i’ll have to make a secret society deck or something tomorrow lol

Guglio says:

you can play DCU and I wont care

Guglio says:

DCU ismore balanced than MEV

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

I dont want to use fantasty sets with real cards lol

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

well then youre gay\

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

you better start buying that liscense from UDE right away

Nick says:

but knowing those UDE people

Nick says:

they’ll probably be like “NO ITS OUR CREATION”

Nick says:

then they stop making VS

Guglio says:

go ahead

Guglio says:

I dont want sets like MEV

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

so your seriously going to stop playing over a set?

Guglio says:

Im going to stop playing with or against that set

Nick says:

lol, what if it was the same except it was a DC set

Guglio says:

too bad for me

Guglio says:

its still unbelievably busted

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

I refuse to play a set where 1 2 drop can prevent opponents from mobilizing for their drops

Guglio says:

thats is broken

Nick says:

you can still mobilize, just not during the combat phase

Guglio says:

but he shuts down everything

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

X-Force auto loses

Guglio says:

Exiles are beyond busted

Guglio says:

they generate counters

Guglio says:

They Generate Resource points!

Guglio says:

How is that fair?

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

you spent something like 30 additional points you didnt have

Nick says:

ya its a crazy team. I think R&D is trying to make VS more competitive and more crazy powers though

Guglio says:

Crazy powers im fine with

Nick says:

kinda like they made the set to try to win back competitive players or something. which is strange though since its a strictly casual game now

Guglio says:

Exiles are busted

Guglio says:

Completely

Guglio says:

if shift was bare bones “stockpile RPs for later” it would be fine

Guglio says:

instead its “take what you want, we dont care”

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

well isnt blink the only free resource points card in Exiles?

Guglio says:

Panoptichron

Guglio says:

Beak Saves the day

Guglio says:

they are all enablers

Guglio says:

Rogue

Guglio says:

Proteus

Guglio says:

shadowcat

Guglio says:

Ive named 5 more than I should

Nick says:

lol well i would count rogue, proteus, and shadowcat are the only ones i would count in there

Guglio says:

well there’s two blinks too

Nick says:

Pano uses resource points you already used and just reuses them

Guglio says:

M’Kraan Crystal also

Guglio says:

um

Guglio says:

it doesnt matter

Guglio says:

its not the individual cards\

Guglio says:

its that they are all basically on the same team

Guglio says:

and they all help each other

Guglio says:

its pure degeneration

Nick says:

lol and i’m sticking to my comment on why i think R&D made the set like this lol (to try to win back competitive players). either that or they knew it was the last set so they said lets just throw in as much madness as ever

Guglio says:

I think they are just morons

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

seriously

Guglio says:

I play this game becaus 1) it has Batman (but no more) 2) it has a great engine and 3) it has fair but powerful cards

Guglio says:

when one was gone, it was bad but I would survive

Guglio says:

2 gone, Im done with “rea” vs

Guglio says:

real*

Guglio says:

only MEV for now, but Im likely guessing it wont matter much; Ill be playing 100% UFS in three months I predict

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

fuck it, Ill quit real VS now

Guglio says:

no point in dancing around the subject

Nick says:

lol. oh calm down Gugs. just wait and see if they even make a new set, if not then whatever lol. i’ll have to find a new hobby lol

Guglio says:

nope too late

Guglio says:

Im playing UFS

Guglio says:

its better, quicker, and frankly I dont like playing against decks with 10 min build phases

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

hows it better? (without mentioning MEV or anything related to it lol)

Guglio says:

its more interactive

Guglio says:

games last less time so you can fit in more

Guglio says:

your favourite characters dont get ass fucked because the designers suck

Guglio says:

It has Q, VS no longer has Batman

Nick says:

meh lol idk. I don’t know what you mean by more interactive, game time doesn’t really bother me, as long as I know the characters I am fine, and theres still 14 Batmans in the game

Guglio says:

there’s less crazy rules and more crazy cards

Guglio says:

its like War on meth

Nick says:

crazy rules?

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

there’s no chain

Guglio says:

no real interaction with characters

Guglio says:

nothing confusing

Nick says:

but you said there was more interaction

Guglio says:

uou’d have to play it

Guglio says:

you’d*

Guglio says:

its weird but amazingly fun

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

I dont play VS in real life anymore

Guglio says:

my friends hate VS

Guglio says:

my friends love UFS

Nick says:

haha, you should play that then

Guglio says:

UFS got a booster shot in the arm when the new company bought it from whatever the old cmpany was

Guglio says:

I can play UFS for money prizes

Nick says:

lol well like I said, if your friends play it you should play it

Nick says:

its going to be a long time before I find a game I like even close as much as I like VS lol

Guglio says:

I said they love it, they dont play it often

Guglio says:

they arent very good…Im looking for better opponents

Guglio says:

I love VS too but lets face it, the game is going downhill

Nick says:

haha, but also i’m not willing to play something i dont like lol

Nick says:

I like Pokemon TCG, I like VS System TCG. I can’t get intrested in Magic at all and after I really got into VS, Yugioh just because super lame and boring

Guglio says:

its sad too

Guglio says:

I bought 4 boxes of DCL

Guglio says:

still never got to play with em

Nick says:

haha, that does suck. I think I only got to play with my DCL cards 2 or 3 times

Nick says:

but ya, i’m a very picky person and theres only a few select card games that I like lol

Nick says:

lets see whats UFS website looks like

Nick says:

hmm

Nick says:

aww no demo? and I was going to give them a chance too. oh well

Guglio says:

they had a demo last time I was there

Nick says:

lol i dont see it anywhere

Guglio says:

http://app.fantasyflightgames.com/ufs/demo.shtml

Nick says:

i dont see a demo

Nick says:

:\

Guglio says:

what

Nick says:

it just sent me to the front page

Nick says:

of FFG

Guglio says:

must have taken it down

Guglio says:

oh well

Guglio says:

its really weird in any case

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

the games involved got me intrested, but since I cant test the game out I guess I wont be playing it lol

Guglio says:

I can explain it pretty well

Guglio says:

you have a character and thats who you play as

Guglio says:

and each character has an effect and Vitality (life)

Guglio says:

Vitality is the same, its 50 I believe but I could be wrong since I dont play it as much as I like

Guglio says:

and you declare attacks and play attack cards, and when you do, you put teh top card of your deck into your KO’d pile to control check

Guglio says:

and if the control check card’s cost is higher than the current played card’s cost, it goes through

Guglio says:

but each attack card you played bumps up the needed control check cost up 1

Guglio says:

so it gets harder and harder to pass control checks

Guglio says:

and thats pretty much it…once you fail a control check they lose vitality equal to your combined ATK value and then you pass and they go

Guglio says:

and character effects trigger wheneve ryou meet required conditions

Guglio says:

and you have a resource row where you can play cards for no additional +1 control check

Guglio says:

meaning its face value control check

Guglio says:

its really fun

Nick says:

hmm sounds intresting, but doesn’t sound very technical

Guglio says:

well it comes down to how you build your deck

Guglio says:

you can run a bunch of low cost cards to play faster (it has the threshold thing same as VS0

Guglio says:

VS)*

Guglio says:

but then control checks get harder to pass because no high costs in the deck

Guglio says:

or you can run all high but no early game

Guglio says:

or run split but get luck screwed

Guglio says:

its not as strategy oriented as VS…but its hella fun

Nick says:

lol. well the reason I droped Yugioh was because I was getting older and aI wanted to challenge my mind more and now i dont think i’ll ever play YGO against because to me theres not too much thought or desicion making in that game lol

Guglio says:

omg is there ever decision making in UFs

Guglio says:

especially if playing against an Ivy deck

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

…fuckers

Nick says:

but how much technical is it compared to Yugioh? lol

Guglio says:

YGO got nothing on UFS

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

Yugioh’s technicality at the bottom and VS System at the top is my measuring stick for card games lol

Nick says:

if only you knew how hard it is for me to play Yugioh lol

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

its like “well i set my traps or play my spells, play monsters according to what my deck does, attack or whatever, maybe play an attack pump or a support card, umm i think thats all you get to do in this game, too bad”

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

then when you go to build your deck your like “umm, well I gotta run these 20 cards cause these are staples, now only 20 cards left, hmm well every deck of this archtype runs some of this and some of this, oh look my deck looks a quarter or more just like every other deck”

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

its like dictatorship democratic processes when your building a deck in that game. its like “well you can run that card if you want, but your going to die every time”

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

I guess I never told you the story of Hamburger Helper

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

your little crappy ritual monster

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

I murdered them all

Nick says:

I liked YGO a lot back when the broken stuff started to come out like Cyber Jar and those cards because there were cards back then that you could choose from, the staples were like only 1/5 or even less of your deck so you had a choice there, and some other crap. but now with me being older and looking for more challenging games and with Yugioh needing all the new cards and a bunch of netdecking

Nick says:

and all the boringness and all the *continues Yugioh rant until Sunday morning*

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

Im hoping to finish FGS tomorrow and archive it for release

Nick says:

like the very last event I went to was a qualification tournament for a Regional Tournament and I won every single match but I didnt have that much fun because the people at that event were either netdecking or had cool deck ideas that just failed cause I used staples

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

I won a money tourney with Griphon Wing

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

no joke

Nick says:

i think that cards banned now

Nick says:

Guglio says:

he had Call of the Haunted and I had one facedown and no guys

Guglio says:

and he brinsg abck some amazon chick and could have attacked for game

Guglio says:

but he was scared so he plays feather Duster

Guglio says:

and I flip GW and kill his Call

Guglio says:

then play necrofear next turn and murder him

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

I was like running GW as a proxy and accidently left it in

Nick says:

rofl

Nick says:

CHEATER

Nick says:

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

I won $300 it was awesome

Nick says:

oh gryphon wing is legal

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

its just useless

Guglio says:

yup

Nick says:

cause feather duster is banned

Guglio says:

but back then it did something

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

YGO is good only for getting bizarre wins

Guglio says:

I won with that piece of shit 7 star 2400 ATK elephant thing once

Nick says:

YGO is good when your a rich man who doesnt like technical game play

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

I play the elephant and attack for game

Guglio says:

and Im like Fuck you you lost to this piece of shit

Guglio says:

and the guy dropped from the tourney

Nick says:

lol I love how on the TV Show they tried to make Dark Magician look like the thing to play

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

day 1 of YGO, its just straight out terrible

Nick says:

summon skull comes in the same starter deck

Guglio says:

my friend ate one once

Nick says:

i think something is wrong with these card creators minds

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

my friend literally ate a DM once

Guglio says:

he took the card and ate it

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

I ate everything

Nick says:

Nick says:

but thats more about me probably either having good tastebuds or maybe I had that mental disorder when i was youngr where you eat non-nutrictist things like paper and cotton

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

I remember once I killed a guy in YGO in one turn

Guglio says:

my first turn

Guglio says:

8000 to 0

Guglio says:

I had like a god hand

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

remember the EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS… MWHAHAHA “This card is illegal in all forms of play.”

Guglio says:

I sit down

Him: “What are you playing?”

Me: “Dragons.”

Him: “ROFL Dragons suck.”

Me: “You go”

Him: “Play Gemini Elf, pass”

Me: “PLay Lord of D, Play Flute, Play two Tyrant Dragons, play some card that gives him 0/0 tokens, play two metero smash on the tyrants, attack for game.”

Him: “…”

Guglio says:

oh wait it was only one Meteor smash…but still

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

BUT NOTHING DEFEATS THE EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

I quit YGO the day Exchange of spirit came out

Guglio says:

cause I wanted to use it so bad

Guglio says:

I made the deck like a year before

Guglio says:

and they auto banned it when printed and Im like WTFS

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

ya, thats one thing I will never understand, especially with Yugioh since its a game where it first gets printed in Japan then printed in America. they should either let the cards that get banned in Japan either tested until a tournament first or errata it because just banning it is stupid

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

OH LOOK, I OPENED UP THIS CARD!

Nick says:

“sorry kids, but that card is useless from day 1 of it being printed, have fun looking at the colors and using it in traditional format”

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

stupid butterfly dagger elma deck

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

my favorite card was Thousand Eyes Restrict and I didnt even use the broken combo to get it in play. I did the real deal with Relinquish and the thousand eyes idol, but nooos I got to suffer

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

how lame of you

Guglio says:

you ran a 0/0 1 star just to play a 0/0 fusion

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

not to mention the other half was also a 0/0 1 star

Guglio says:

like WTF

Nick says:

well thats why YGO is a rich man’s game

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

Im still having trouble believing you

Guglio says:

you played 3x a ritual for 3x a 0/0 1 star fusion

Nick says:

ya

Guglio says:

and 3x a 0/0 1 star with no effect and frankly terrible art

Nick says:

you know how much luvk I have in VS System, I had x3 of that in YGO

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

and 3x polymerizatio

Guglio says:

so you could legitimately play a 0/0 1 star fusion monster

Nick says:

yep

Guglio says:

why?!

Nick says:

it was easy for me to do

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

like I seriously had the deck built where I could back it up if I couldnt play it, but usually I did play it

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

i just love TER’s power

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

whats it do again

Nick says:

As long as this card remains face-up on the field, other monsters cannot change their battle positions or attack. Select 1 monster on your opponents side of the field, and equip it to this card (this effect can only be used once per turn, and you can only equip 1 monster at a time to this card). The ATK and DEF of this card become the same amounts as the monster equipped to this card.

Nick says:

If this card is destroyed as a result of battle, the equipped monster is destroyed instead.

Guglio says:

thats terrible

Guglio says:

Smashing Ground = auto kill

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

smashing ground didnt exist at that time

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

fissure = dead

Guglio says:

house of adhesive tape = dead

Nick says:

lol

Guglio says:

and who even ran that?

Nick says:

hmm

Nick says:

let me see

Nick says:

i just not TER is banned now because of the combo

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

what combo

Nick says:

Magician of Faith or Scapegoats and Metamorphosis

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

MoF is banned

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

yep

Guglio says:

I think Killer Instinct is going to be the most straight forward team ever

Nick says:

she got banned though because hand control in YGO is like board control in VS

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

that Sabrewulf better be awesome

Guglio says:

he’s a 2 drop

Nick says:

that sabrewulf better be the best 2 drop ever

Guglio says:

it seems like KI just want to murder you

Guglio says:

they dont really have a theme so much as they want to kill you ASAP

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

ClayFighters!

Nick says:

Boogerman!

Nick says:

he’s just going to enter play and own the board Gugs

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

GET IM LITTLE BUDI, GET IM LITTLE BUDDY

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

Sinister Serpent was so cool

Nick says:

Mr. Mxyz in YGO form

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

but YGO banned it

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

there banned list is just so long

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

they should do formats instead

Nick says:

well

Nick says:

actually they do

Nick says:

but they never use their secondary format for OP

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

ok Killer Instinct have a 7 drop 25/25 F/R

Nick says:

…………….

Nick says:

thats 20 points above stat

Guglio says:

lol

Guglio says:

he has a terrible effect tho

Guglio says:

utter crap

Nick says:

which is?

Guglio says:

Recruit only if you have played no plot twists this game.

Guglio says:

thats it

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

instant use in CM!

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

but CM is Golden now

Nick says:

Nick says:

but so is Ahmed

Nick says:

Guglio says:

lol

Nick says:

gugs

Guglio says:

nick

Nick says:

why you have me awake at 5:30 AM?

Guglio says:

idk

Nick says:

lol

Nick says:

i offically been away for 18 hours

Guglio says:

well done

Nick says:

lol

LSW Preview: Force Ghost

November 12, 2008

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Most of the Jedi Knights’ PTs are pretty tame, so I decided to give them a really good one should they do what they’re supposed to…and survive.

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Realms is down today 😦

I figured I might as well blog this now, post it later.

Enjoy!

LSW Preview: Catch-Up

November 10, 2008

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CATCH UP!

No sexism intended.

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Yay Rebels!